God Awful Loser – Book 1 in the award-winning God Awful Series
Life’s good at the top.
Until you’re not.
The son of the God of War has it all, and the smooth-talking, jet-setting master knows it. The once chubby cherub now has adoring fans, a shiny red limousine, and a mansion nearly, almost, not quite big enough to hold his enormous and ever-growing ego.
But everything changes for the sloppy, ill-aiming love god when a meddling stranger challenges him for his crown. Not even the advice of his war-mongering father, Mars, and embarrassingly underdressed mother, Venus, can save Cupid from the skids. Facing enraged immortals, epic battles against hell’s most vile creatures, and the dread of becoming mortal himself, Cupid teams up with an unlikely band of misfit fallen angels in the hopes of saving himself, the Olympic kingdom, and humans the world over. But can such an inept team of losers finally win when it counts?
Funny, rude, and planted smack in modern times, God Awful Loser is a new chapter on the ancient gods’ bad — and hugely entertaining — choices. May we never follow in their footsteps.
Book Details
Age Range: 12 and up
Grade Level: 7 and up
Publication date: 5/2015
Hardcover: 360 pages
Size: 5.5″x8.5″
Publisher: Three Points Publishing
Language: English
ISBN-10 (hardcover): 0986320706
ISBN-13 (hardcover): 9780986320705
ISBN-10 (eBook): 0986320714
ISBN-13 (eBook): 9780986320712
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